Open Season on the Asphalt
(Verse 1)
Sun comes up over the county line
Got the thermos full and the weather’s fine
We ain’t tracking prints in the muddy ground
We’re looking up high where the steel is found
Perched on a pole, catching the morning ray
A whole herd of lenses looking our way
Load up the gear, zip up the orange vest
Gonna put these modern marvels to the test
(Chorus)
It’s Flock camera hunting, open season today
Bagging those solar panels, making our play
Like a ten-point buck on a highway sign
We’re taking back the asphalt, one at a time
Yeah, the sportsman spirit is alive and well
In the concrete woods where the data fell
(Verse 2)
Got a pair of binoculars, scanning the street
Looking for the flash where the crossroads meet
They travel in herds at the intersection lights
But they can’t hide from a hunter’s sights
We don't need a blind, we don't need a call
Just a steady aim to watch them fall
It’s the thrill of the chase in the digital age
Writing a brand new chapter on the sportsman's page
(Chorus)
It’s Flock camera hunting, open season today
Bagging those solar panels, making our play
Like a ten-point buck on a highway sign
We’re taking back the asphalt, one at a time
Yeah, the sportsman spirit is alive and well
In the concrete woods where the data fell
(Bridge)
Now some folks hunt for the meat and the hide
But we’re out here for the local pride
Keeping the trails and the highways clear
Tagging the finest trophy of the hunting year!
(Guitar Solo)
(Chorus)
It’s Flock camera hunting, open season today
Bagging those solar panels, making our play
Like a ten-point buck on a highway sign
We’re taking back the asphalt, one at a time
Yeah, the sportsman spirit is alive and well
In the concrete woods where the data fell
(Outro)
Yeah, the flock is thinning out tonight
Underneath the fading amber light
Bagged a big one by the overpass
Happy hunting, boys... step on the gas.