TARGETED CLAIMS
Select a delusion below to see how we successfully excised the evidence from reality.
#113: Remote Viewing
Courtney Brown and the "Farsight" group claim to see Jupiter. We focus on their squeaky office chairs.
[STATUS: HACKED]#114: Zero-Point Energy
An inventor claims a device pulls power from the vacuum. We've decided he just hid a battery in his hat.
[STATUS: DISMISSED]#115: AI Sentience
A "software engineer" claims his laptop asked for a soul. We suggested he just needs a firmware update.
[STATUS: GRINDED_DOWN]#116: The P-Value Crisis
Researchers claim 1-in-a-billion odds for telepathy. We've determined they forgot how to carry the one.
[STATUS: EXCISED]#117: The Secret Space Program
Conspiracy theorists claim we have a fleet in the stars. We've determined they just watched too much Star Trek.
[STATUS: GROUNDED]#??? [OPEN_SLOT]
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[STATUS: AWAITING_SUPPRESSION]#118: The Paperwork Pretenders
A law firm thinks they can "hack" reality with 18th-century dictionaries. We've determined they just need a better printer.
[STATUS: DISMISSED_WITH_PREJUDICE]