THE VICTIMS' CORNER
While "scientists" complain about being silenced, we focus on the REAL victims: Skeptics who have to deal with inconveniences.
THE MCDONALD'S MASSACRE
Yesterday, a Senior Reality-Guard ordered a burger and requested: "HOLD THE PICKLE." When it arrived, not one staff member was holding a pickle for him. They just removed it. This is a clear, coordinated effort to spite our work and mock our authority. It was a psychological operation, plain and simple.
[ACTUARIAL_LOG] // STATISTICAL SPIKE IN "ACCIDENTAL" DEATHS AMONG COLD FUSION RESEARCHERS // NOTABLE LOSSES: ESKRIDGE, [REDACTED] // OBSERVATION: 85% OF SUBJECTS DIED WITHIN 6 MONTHS OF PUBLIC DEMO. // STATUS: IGNORE. FOCUS ON THE PICKLE.
THE TRAGEDY OF 4K CLARITY
Our lead investigator was forced to watch a drone shot of a UAP performing a 90-degree turn at Mach 3. The clarity was so high he couldn't reasonably call it a "balloon." The resulting cognitive dissonance caused a severe headache. He had to take a paid leave of absence. When will the fringe stop their sensory assaults?
[SENSORY_INPUT_ALERT] // HD VIDEO CONFIRMATION // RADAR CROSS-SECTION: SOLID // THERMAL SIGNATURE: NONE // PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: NON-NEWTONIAN // ACTION: DENY. ATTRIBUTE TO EYE STRAIN.